Hold my sanity will you?

ok Its time for a joke post. I know the saints are doing well so far and this sunday will be a big determining factor but the saints jokes are out. Below is the schedule that the saints wanted for this year.

SAINTS FANTASY SCHEDULE 2003
September
14th................Orleans Parish Anorexics United
21st ...............Covington Cub Scout Troop #121
28th................New Orleans Academy for the Blind


October
5th.................Spanish American War Vets
12th................Crippled Children's Home
19th................Louisiana State Mental Hospital
26th................Slidell Girl Scout Troop #353

November
2nd................Baton Rouge Chapter: Daughters of the Confederacy
9th................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir
16th...............Korean War Veteran Amputees
23rd...............Malta Park Retirement Home
30th...............Little Sisters of the Poor
Special Monday Night Game
December 8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all
you Saints fans that have never seen it) is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Saints will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts per half of play as opposed to 1
each for the opposing team.
7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down for each series gaining three
yards or more.
COACHING CHANGE
Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but
she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
NAME CHANGE
The New Orleans Saints will now be known as the "New Orleans Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.



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