Hold my sanity will you?

So as to not fill up your email boxes here is another funny joke.

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MARINE IN IRAQ


A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They
came
upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state, but he was
alert.


As first aid was given to both men, they asked the injured Marine what
happened. The Marine responded, I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier."

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a
miserable piece of crap and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted
Kennedy and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of crap!"

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

"We were shaking hands when a truck hit us."


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